Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
TGIF the 13th...
Monday, October 26, 2009
4.5 billion years ago Earth was created
540 million years ago life first stirred the oceans
Rain forest has been growing for 130 million years
and coral reefs are 18 million year old
200,000 year ago humans emerged and settled on the planet
But it took just one century to put the planet in peril.
Above are the campaign lines for the up coming 'United Nations Climate Change Conference 2009 (COP15)', to be held on 7-18 December, 2009 in Copenhagen, Denmark. The conference is being touted as the next big step after Kyoto protocol drawn up in 1997.
While 'monkey with axe' is at work, who gives a damn about climate. Heading for the conference would be a coherent beam of personnel with single motive i.e.. how to make billions and trillions out of the chaos.
Guru mantra is to invest in green (not in greenbacks pls!). Whole idea is to chase a new direction. Increased entropy in the existing system has rendered it a low potential zone. After all, how long could you screw the same old pit. Oil up - oil down, I think oil is getting sick of the irrational cycles. Investors need a fresh pasture and want to 'go green' where the sheep may come marching in later.
God must be crazy. While death's knockin at the door, man is busy trading futures.
Dump it all in the deep blue ocean and life would survive another billion years.
Thursday, October 01, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Generation after generations we pass on the legacy of traditions and orthodoxy in bid to standardize and homogenize society. We perceive the world through the dark glasses of conventionality. We measure abstracts on numeric scales (how stupid). Beauty has to conform to butt and bust measurements. Brain has to conform to the stereotype answers to silly questionnaire like:
- What quality do you like most about yourself and why?
- What is the one feature you'd change about yourself and why?
- What is your definition of success?
- If you could change one thing about the world what would it be?
Guys, break free from the bondage of relativity. Nine-eleven the high-rise of hierarchy of status and class. Enjoy individuality. Write your own script without copying or overwriting someone else's.
Dig a hole in the wall. Look, someone is reaching out for his zipper and soon he will be aiming at the wall around you.
Long live Pink Floyd!!!
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Wife called him 'Sergeant' and kids addressed him 'Sergeant ji'. If any of his friends called out 'Ram' (his real name), he would be irked and would instantaneously counter with the amendment.
The behaviour surprised many. They thought 'Ram' was a godly name and how a person could have objection to such a heavenly name.
His old father came along one day and called him by his name. As usual the sergeant tendered the correction. Like many others, his father was not surprised but was shocked by this sudden metaphor. The old dandy was reluctant to post at the changed address.
The perplexed father questioned his son's title fetish.The sergeant replied, "This I earned for myself. That you gave me, and I prefer to keep what I earn. So you better call me Sergeant."
The old man thought for a while and gave a cold reply, "OK Sergeant, I think, I don't have much time left on me and I brought this will for you, but now I need to change it, cause you don't earn it."
Thursday, July 02, 2009
I see it as the first step to decriminalize Indian politics. Legalise all crimes and politics will automatically be decriminalized. Simple! Great thinking.
And also, an answer to India's growing population as runaway sperms are bound to hit the heap of shit and get wasted.
Congratulation my countrymen, your better halve may have similar pol(e)arity. More options available to you now for matrimony with ' sex no bar'.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
But infact, it all started after Eve ate the apple, leaf acquired the centre stage on human body, which constantly intrigued both of them from then on as to "Patti ke pichhe kya hai?" The curiosity has resulted in trillions of us, many dead cats and others surviving.
I am sitting in the office and sweating profusely under my clothes in 40 degree C room temperature as all power appliances rest in peace here. They all are martyr to an over-efficient Sun and a grossly under-efficient state electricity board.
I envy the electricity board, which has right to shed but we don't. Clothes on me have lost the sense of purpose yet I have to don them for the leafy concept.
Wish my bottle of beer, bare ass and hell with shameful hypocrisy!!!
Monday, April 20, 2009
Tsunami spared her. But as the fate be, she was abducted from the relief camp.
If you've seen her, pls report to:
1. James mathew( 123.mathew@gmail. com )
2. Amit kumar ( amitkumarmajor@ hotmail.com )
3. khem chandra pan ( khemchandrapan@ yahoo..com )
Mr. RAVI SHANKAR
SMQ – 17/2AF
Thursday, March 26, 2009
My friends, that is a reality, which I have to face every time I see my face in the mirror. I see a pimp staring at me through the glass barrier.
We all are nothing but pimps, who would broke or sell anything and everything for money in the middle of masked societies.
In olden days, the occupation was limited to the half gender but today its hard to find an assertive gender.
Shame on us.
Fear is a symptom of instability. World is hedging in fear and creating more instability. Seek stability in instability and hedge against fear. Enjoy your roller coaster life. No ticket for this ride. Its free.
Friday, March 06, 2009
Meantime, Its all a gamble, which you gotta play right - when, what and how.
You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run. - (Sense of Opportunity)
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done. - (Here is an Ace that imbibes whole of Gita ka Gyan)
Now every gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep. - (Sense of Distinction)
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser, - ( Here is another Ace - He has dealt same cards to everyone)
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep. ( And the final Ace - Satisfaction is the last and lone survivour and we all are losers on that count, thats y mortals)
In short n crisp, the train bound for nowhere is carrying a load of losers.....but it's better to be a loser than a screwed ass.
with my sincere regards to Don Schlitz / Kenny Rogers
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
It may be the year of Ox for Chinese but for us it will be the year of Dog.
Four Golden globes (and may be a few Oscars) for this movie based on the land of breaking and building dreams called Dharavi and its people hanging on the noose of hope and shattered faith. A moment of pride for Dharavi.
...And India, as Dharavi is where India lives. It's the pillar of our modern society. Crammed with suckers, who suck the poison produce of the civilised human society, so that the city can sleep in peace and wake up fresh the next day.
Stinking like large intestines, they feel, it is an out of bound place for the outside world. Slumdog is a peep into the pipe through a hole. Guys like ABC may not be wrong when they cry obscenity. But these very guys drool over nudity and privacy of west. In clean and cosy confines of their bedrooms, they catch brunettes and blonds in the act with three legged studs. It sells hot cakes here and west has no sense of shame or reservation selling it. Now, if west has flavour and taste for our poverty porn, feed till they vomit.
For the time being let Slumdog has his day (the year too) and build his house next to ABC or ABC move next to him in Dharavi, kholi no. 420.