What a waste of resources at CERN. To me CERN is nothing more than a science circus, where Protons in LHC are like motorcyclists in the ring of death.
100 years back someone re-wrote physics using just the grey matter. Here we have an army of best of the grey, alas!, greying in vain.
Expecting 'Big Bang' out of erection which can not ejeculate? Must be Kidding! CERN, stop shaking and use a 'disCERNing sight and mind' to unravel the mysteries of the universe.