God returns to earth after a long time and he is mighty hurt and angered seeing the plight of earth. He roars, "You li'l termites, you've screwed my good damn li'l ball. 65 million years ago when I came here, it were those large assho...(dinosaurs), and now this chicken shit spewed all ov."
God does a vanishing act and man joins his big brother Godzilla in fossil archives.