A blasphemy against 'no God.'

My belief in God is purely for my selfish consumption. Speaking of self, I am at loss of explaining or relating logic to my actions many a times. Without wrecking my brain on exploring trivial irrationality of my behaviour, I simply owe it to the supernatural. I get 'peace' of my mind.

Science and human logic are far from being whole. The irrationality would exist as long as we are unable to beat light or look through the blackholes. So atheists, keep your frigging faith to yourselves and don't show me the gallows for my blasphemy.

Paint it black

Saying again, human paranoia and phobias have no rationale or base. The necklace of life has lost many a pearls because of such irrational behaviour of man. We are out to destroy diversity and colours.

The fate of Picasso's work is sealed. Our two year old is at work with a big brush and a pale of black paint.

Carry on son.

Privacy Unleashed

They fart, they burp,
They cough, they sneeze,
They smoke, they breathe,
They rot, they sweat.
Goddamn, gotta inhale the same bloody air.
My friends, how on earth is that fair?
Can't you leave troposphere, all for myself,
Without a trace or a smell of thyself?

Bhopal Gas Disaster - Ugly face

Hitler chose death for his crimes against humanity. In contrast we have Ansals, Andersons, Mahindras etc, who belong to a neo breed of  shameless and heartless white robe businessmen who live and let die to the last breath without ever owning their crimes.

To them, common man is just a 'human resource', who's price is a simple derivative of supply and demand. No doubt man has reduced to a resource. And it is the only resource which is growing quantitatively with time. Reason being, it chooses reproduction act as the main source of  recreation.

The system sucks. If it is all 'for me, of me and by me', then how the hell this cheap tag on me? The human species is next to God (or supreme to Atheists). The plight of fellow humans is painful and beyond my comprehension, 'cause in him and them, I see me.

Silver lining is, I am pretty much sure that the day would come when information will come handy and play it's role in 'rise and fall of Hitlers.'

Dr. Aradhna Aggarwal in China

 Taking pride in sibling's lion share of success - a very exclusive and special human trait. We are proud of you my sis.

 

https://aradhnaaggarwal.com/

of Court and Crime

The beauty of our legal system is that it looks upon a crime as a piece of modern art, which may be interpreted in many manipulations.

Return of God

God returns to earth after a long time and he is mighty hurt and angered seeing the plight of earth. He roars, "You li'l termites, you've screwed my good damn li'l ball. 65 million years ago when I came here, it were those large assho...(dinosaurs), and now this chicken shit spewed all ov."

God does a vanishing act and man joins his big brother Godzilla in fossil archives.

TO CERN OR DISCERN

What a waste of resources at CERN. To me CERN is nothing more than a science circus, where Protons in LHC are like motorcyclists in the ring of death.

100 years back someone re-wrote physics using just the grey matter. Here we have an army of best of the grey, alas!, greying in vain.

Expecting 'Big Bang' out of erection which can not ejeculate? Must be Kidding! CERN, stop shaking and use a 'disCERNing sight and mind' to unravel the mysteries of the universe.

Carnage in Banana Republic

Hrg, someone having an edge, ran amok through a silent grove in Silver Oaks today.

Beneath the ire is always a deep rooted fear. We are scared of tail wagging dogs, friendly monkeys, microsoft mosquitoes and what not. Education, information and knowledge are turning us weak, vulnerable and insecure.

If so is the case, I wud prefer to live by the jungle book, blissfully ignorant, in some oak grove.

To be or not to be

Why in dilemma? Argument is always between the believers of the same coin.

If God existed, he would probably be an atheist. ...but as humans, we have him in our DNA. As long as there is darkness, Godly shadow would exist. Let's not forbid ourselves the fruit of stupidity and bliss of ignorance in the name of allah.

For me, since I am not God, I believe, Let there be light... and there was man.
 
Amen!

TERI maa ki...

After basking in sun and glory for long, Mr. Pachauri and his TERI, 'The Energy Research Institute', have come under rapid fire of frozen balls as 'brass monkey weather' prevails in entire Northern Hemisphere.

TERI's belief of global warming causing disappearance of ice on the 'mother' earth, which snowballed into a faith and a huge movement, has been whitewashed (momentarily) by the prolonged spell of snowfall this winter. To add to the cry, Mr Pachauri's conduct and lavish life style is not jelling to the group's preaching. True, It needs a Mahatma to lead a massive campaign of this order.

The worldwide criticism and rebuke that Mr. Pachauri is weathering is harsher than the winter itself as it is too early to rubbish the global warming funda and all that ho-halla at Copenhagen. Warming or no warming, the consumer base is expanding at an alarming rate and if we don't mend our ways, a day would come when 'survival of the fittest' will become order of the day. Sentimental words like love, charity, pity, benevolence etc will disappear from oxford dictionary. There will be just hate and fear n the law of the wild like we have in Haiti these days.

But for now, the 'Yes Brigade' is having a laugh and spewing heat on Pachauri and his $1200 suit, which is just too much for the poor delicate fabric to handle.

Unique Identification Authority of India

A techno buff is going to turn us all into numbers. A billion odd numbers on government roster will create further nuisance value in the system. Many of us will be employed to rig the geometry of bogus UIDs.

They say that Unique National IDs will help address the rigged state elections, widespread embezzlement that affects subsidies and poverty alleviation programs and at the same time it will check illegal immigration and terrorist threats.

But experience begs to differ on the claim. Increased mechanisation and computerisation in the past has not been able to stop criminals at the doorsteps of House of Common or legislative assemblies. In fact their number has been increasing despite of various rules and regulations coming into farce. All these politicians and brokers of power are dancing naked in the open air Hamam with their middle finger up in the air.

The reason is simple, there must be the will to curb corruption or misuse of power. In absolute absence of 'the soul will', no matter what system you build, will present a huge gateway (of India) to all those terrorists and criminals, whereas the man in Jharkhand or Orissa, as usual, will spend the entire life searching for mango kernel to sustain growth (after all we all grow up with time - technically). On the brighter side, this ground search will save him the misery of watching the middle finger abuse and ugly nakedness of humanity.

Looking up, UIDAI is just a wasteful exercise in the name of growth and cleansing of human civilization. In stead, a massive search operation to re-install the lost human conscience is required. Merely, tagging the soulless heads is a sham as the existing system itself.

Of beliefs and faiths - and their conflict and shift

Strange world that we live in. Our existence is wholly dependent on relativity and in absence of reference frames we just get lost. I don't know who, what or where I am unless I have another lost soul around.

In such a world our belief and faith can not be universal since it is frame dependent and we all have different frames, different views, different aspects etc. If there are 'n' number of people, there would be 'n' number of perceptions to an event.

But, as a society, it is not possible to move with scattered or fractured belief. Therefore, all social animals have a hierarchical structure. Elders and wise men of the societies, define standards, norms, protocols and rules based on past experiences and assumptions. These beliefs are passed on to generations after generations by parents, teachers, religious leaders and schools. And we live by these paradigms, which are fully endorsed by the respective societies we live in. A strict discipline is required to maintain law and order in the society and any infringement to the expected way of life is considered unlawful and anti social.

However, there is nothing rational about any of them. It's our mutual acceptance and obedience, which make them so real that most of the times the societies suffer from paradigm paralysis.

In a more rational world, new flow of information and experience should give rise to paradigm shift. But usually, the individual perception conflict faces stiff resistance and inertia before becoming evolutionary paradigm shift. It took ages for man to universally accept that it was actually the earth which revolved round the sun and not the way, God(Bible) perceived it.

Notwithstanding anything said above, adherence to the rule of the society, we live in, is paramount. Any conflict of opinion must be resolved patiently and peacefully. Changes will keep on taking place because change defines time. If matter is to inertia, life (time) is to change. And time is the boss... not matter.

For the bottom line, I maintain, Ignorance is bliss and matter is as irrational as the time itself.

2012 - clock stops there.

Nothing sells like death and destruction. Cash obsessed mind would not let go the golden opportunity that the Mayan calendar has presented. So, we have another Armageddon or apocalypse or doomsday in reel (not real).

Master disaster shooter, Roland Emmerich of Godzilla & ID4 fame, has blown golden shit over silver wall again in his today released film, '2012'. Over usd200mill movie, filled with great visual and sound effects, will keep you on the edge throughout. But the script is nothing more than a senseless fiction.

Like always, I maintain, it has to be man vs man and not nature which is going to wipe us out of the face of this earth. The intense hatred will get the 'bustard' anywhere in the universe, be it a bunker on moon or be it a reboot spaceship.

TGIF the 13th...

COP 15

4.5 billion years ago Earth was created
540 million years ago life first stirred the oceans
Rain forest has been growing for 130 million years
and coral reefs are 18 million year old
200,000 year ago humans emerged and settled on the planet
But it took just one century to put the planet in peril.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa_Hf0jHct4

Above are the campaign lines for the up coming 'United Nations Climate Change Conference 2009 (COP15)', to be held on 7-18 December, 2009 in Copenhagen, Denmark. The conference is being touted as the next big step after Kyoto protocol drawn up in 1997.

While 'monkey with axe' is at work, who gives a damn about climate. Heading for the conference would be a coherent beam of personnel with single motive i.e.. how to make billions and trillions out of the chaos.

Guru mantra is to invest in green (not in greenbacks pls!). Whole idea is to chase a new direction. Increased entropy in the existing system has rendered it a low potential zone. After all, how long could you screw the same old pit. Oil up - oil down, I think oil is getting sick of the irrational cycles. Investors need a fresh pasture and want to 'go green' where the sheep may come marching in later.

God must be crazy. While death's knockin at the door, man is busy trading futures.

Dump it all in the deep blue ocean and life would survive another billion years.

Happy B'day daddy.

Everytime you flaunt that paper, remember, ' Simplicity mein adhbudh shakti hai.'

the Hole in the Wall

Today the greatest Irony of mankind is our education system. I know, I am addressing to the set of people, who are of explicit conventionality and who strictly conform to pre-defined standards of propriety. We deal with society as something finally squared and settled, with no room for freaks (that's what we call them).

Generation after generations we pass on the legacy of traditions and orthodoxy in bid to standardize and homogenize society. We perceive the world through the dark glasses of conventionality. We measure abstracts on numeric scales (how stupid). Beauty has to conform to butt and bust measurements. Brain has to conform to the stereotype answers to silly questionnaire like:

• What quality do you like most about yourself and why?
• What is the one feature you'd change about yourself and why?
• What is your definition of success?
• If you could change one thing about the world what would it be?

There are schools and teachers all around us. We all belong to one or the other school of stereotype copycats or birds of the same feather (thought). In other words we are nothing but prisoners in the walls around us and our originality rests in peace somewhere buried deep under the wall.

Guys, break free from the bondage of relativity. Nine-eleven the high-rise of hierarchy of  status and class. Enjoy individuality. Write your own script without copying or overwriting someone else's.

Dig a hole in the wall. Look, someone is reaching out for his zipper and soon he will be aiming at the wall around you.

Long live Pink Floyd!!!

Do You Earn It?

Wife called him 'Sergeant' and kids addressed him 'Sergeant ji'. If any of his friends called out 'Ram' (his real name), he would be irked and would instantaneously counter with the amendment.

The behaviour surprised many. They thought 'Ram' was a godly name and how a person could have objection to such a heavenly name.

His old father came along one day and called him by his name. As usual the sergeant tendered the correction. Like many others, his father was not surprised but was shocked by this sudden metaphor. The old dandy was reluctant to post at the changed address.

The perplexed father questioned his son's title fetish.The sergeant replied, "This I earned for myself. That you gave me, and I prefer to keep what I earn. So you better call me Sergeant."

The old man thought for a while and gave a cold reply, "OK Sergeant, I think, I don't have much time left on me and I brought this will for you, but now I need to change it, cause you don't earn it."

Vanishing Act by an Airlines

Sex No Bar

Delhi high court has decriminalized massacre of pin worms, oops, I mean homosexuality.

I see it as the first step to decriminalize Indian politics. Legalise all crimes and politics will automatically be decriminalized. Simple! Great thinking.

And also, an answer to India's growing population as runaway sperms are bound to hit the heap of shit and get wasted.

Congratulation my countrymen, your better halve may have similar pol(e)arity. More options available to you now for matrimony with ' sex no bar'.